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Personal Details
1. Full Name: David Giles
2. Nicknames: Gilesy, Fathead,wanker ....the list goes on
3. Birthday: 28th Feb
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 1st Class Wanker
8. School: Vincents
9. Occupation: Xerox
10. Residence: Finglas
11. MSN Screen Name! gilesy427
Your Appearance
12. Hair Color: black
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: Green
15. Weight: 10 stone
16. Height: 5ft 10'
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: Yes
19. Piercings: no
20. Tattoos: yes, one on my arm
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty
Your 'Firsts'
22. First best friend: Can't remember
23. First Award: Prob Gaa
24. First Sport: GAA
25. First pet: Rocky , the best dog in the world
26. First Real Vacation: Crete
27. First Concert: Aslan
Favorites
29. Movie: Too many to name!
30. TV programme: Stargate, Battlestar
31. Colour: Dark Blue
32. Rapper: kanye west
33. Band: ???
34. Song Right Now: don't know the name of it, but the one with all the birds in green dresses.
35. Friends: not sure what im ment to write here!!!
36. Sweet: cola btls
37. Sport to Play: GAA
38. Restaurant: anywhere that serves chicken
39. Favorite brand: Adidas
40. Store: i dont do stores
41. School Subject: Business
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: Don't read much , but i liked dan brown's books
44. Magazine: FHM and the likes
45. Shoes: Adidas runners at the moment
Currently
46. Feeling: Bored ( hence im doind this)
47. Single or Taken? Taken
48. Have a crush: nope
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Coffee
51. Typing: This
52. Online? Of course!
53. Listening To: Phyllis shiting out of her!!!
54. Thinking About: Home time!!!
55. Wanting To: Get pissed
56. Watching: My pc
57. Wearing: Jeans and a jumper!
Your Future
58. Want Kids?: Fuck no
59. Want to be Married? Maybe when im like 40
60. Careers in Mind: Not sure maybe Firefighter
61. Where do you want to live: On a tropical Island
62. Car: Have a Punto at the mo, Wud love a BMW.
Which is Better With The Opposite Sex
63. Hair color: Dark
64. Hair length: Shoulder
65. Eye color: green or blue
66. Measurments: Tall
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes all the way!
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: Healthy
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relations: Relationships
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Abit of both .
Have you ever
78. Kissed a Stranger: yea
79. Had Alcohol: me never!!! haha
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: yea
82. Broken a bone: do my fingers count?
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: Not sure maybe
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: don't think so
Do You Believe In
89. God: some times
90. Miracles: No
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: No
93. aliens: Yes
94. Soul Mates: Not entirely
95. Heaven: only out of hope
96. hell: see above haha
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: No
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1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
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The 23 oldest
and worst jokes in the world....
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you\'d think at least one
of
them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - \"...If you want to buy
marijuana,
press the hash key...\"
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts.
The shrink says, Well, I can clearly see you\'re nuts.\"
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn\'t
find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn\'t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, \"No, the
steaks
are too high.\"
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
\"Doctor, doctor, I can\'t feel my legs!\" The doctor replied, \"I
know
you can\'t, I\'ve cut your arms off\".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can\'t have your
kayak and heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped
himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says \"I\'ll give you some cream to put on it.\"
12. \'Doc I can\'t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home\'
\"That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.\" \'Is it common?\' \"It\'s not
unusual.\"
13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.\"My dog is
cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?\" \"Well,\" said the vet,
\"let\'s
have a look at him\" So he picks the dog up and examines his
eyes,
and then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, \"I\'m going to have
to
put him down. \"What? Because he\'s cross-eyed?\" \"No, because he\'s
really heavy\"
14. Guy goes into the doctor\'s. \"Doc, I\'ve got a cricket ball
stuck
up my backside.\" \"How\'s that?\" \"Don\'t you start.\"
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me \"Can
you
give me a lift?\" I said \"sure, you look great, the world\'s your
oyster, go for it.\'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There
are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It\'s either my mum
or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother
Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other \"Your round.\"
The other one says \"So are you, you fat bast**d!\"
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.
21. \"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said,
\'Parking
Fine.\' So that was nice.\"
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, \"Ive hurt my arm in
several places\" The doctor said, \"Well don\'t go there anymore\"
23. Ireland\'s worst air disaster occurred early this morning
when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish
search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect
that
number to climb as digging continues into the night.
Seeing as i mucked up the last one and i added the fancy writing just for the the craic. Just to emphasise tho that i know!! Hee hee! 
Nicola Reynolds
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